Because the world is a marvelously weird place and corporations will always try to create strange viral content, KFC has released a $18.99 fire log that smells like the Colonel’s secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices. You light it up and your home will be warmed with the smell of fried chicken.
"At KFC, we have always been proud of our role in bringing loved ones together at the dinner table around a bucket of our world-famous fried chicken," Andrea Zahumensky, the chief marketing officer of KFC US, said in a statement. "Now, this winter we're bringing all the things we love — family, friends and fried chicken — together around the fire with our scented firelog."
KFC has a history of selling fried chicken scented products, most successfully with a scented sunscreen that they gave away in 2016.
You can find the official page at https://www.kfc.com/fire-log. It says they are sold out, but I’d keep an eye on the page. Who knows when another sale will be released.
You know, if that’s what you’re into.